- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by
  killing all those who opposed them. 

- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably
  haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 

- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 
  fourteen times gives you job security. 

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 

- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity 

- A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

- Plagiarism saves time. 

- If at first you don't succeed, try management. 

- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 

- TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself. 

- The beatings will continue until morale improves. 

- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 

- We waste time, so you don't have to. 

- Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! 

- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. 

- A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. 

- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 

- INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. 

- Succeed in spite of management. 

- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.